That was the title of one of the e-mails received at work and below is the actual e-mail. Since I work in the import department, I have to deal with foreign vendors, and this is an example of the kind of English I have to decipher everyday. The last sentence is the only sentence that makes sense but you KNOW she copied it.
“Hi and Good day,
How are you people?
I m trying to calling you but your ph is not contacting.
Are you people there?
I want to talk to you people but unfortunately i didn’t successful.
If you receive this email so, pls. confirm me.
Your prompt reply will be highly appreciated.”